Title: Make a Wish
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Sanji/Kuina
Rating: PG for now
Genre: Adventure, Romance, Humour, AU-ish
Warnings: None
Summary: Would you change any event in your past if given the chance? How would your life be then? Zoro is about to get the answer to that question.
Disclaimer: The owner of the crack is Oda, I just like to torture his characters.
Word Count: ~2.900
Author Notes: This is me, saying I won't write another multi-chaptered fic until I finish the two already in progress. Yeah, right.
This will deviate from canon… well, basically from the start so bear with me if I confuse even myself with the timelines.

( What would you change in your life if given the chance? )

Title: A Mile in his shoes
Author: aviss
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji or Sanji/Zoro… a bit confusing here
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Humour, smut
Warning: well, this one is difficult… let's try for very confusing sex, gender switch (though not Zoro or Sanji) and crack.
Summary: Of all the stupid, annoying and completely fucking useless Devil Fruit Powers scattered all over the Gran Line and the Four Blues, this one had to be the most stupid, annoying and completely fucking useless one.
Disclaimer: so disclaimed
Word Count: ~2.700
Notes: This bunny assaulted me when I most needed to cheer up, and it did the trick. I hope it brings a smile to someone else's face as well.

(  Oi Cook, the bastard inside his body insisted. You inside me?  )